12 reminders you are no longer a pregnant lady

1. No one holds the door for you anymore.
2. No one offers to carry things for you.
3. No one is telling you how good you look.
4. If you overflow your plate at the buffet no one finds it cute.
5. No one goes around you.
6. No one touches your stomach.
7. You can’t bypass the line at the bathroom.
8. Plumber butt!
9. You need to suck your stomach in.
10. Your boobs have disappeared.
11. Your hair is not luxurious.
12. You can’t park in expectant mother parking!!!
13. You can actually hear your child screaming at you!!!


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